China | Beijing | Silk Street Market | Carpets
From Maliandao Tea Street I scarpered over to the notorious Silk Street Market. This is a landmark in Beijing; it used to be an open air market but has now been moved into a large department store-style building. There are reportedly over 1700 shops in the complex and on an average weekday some 20,000 shoppers flood the place, with from 50,000 to 60,000 a day on weekends. The place is infamous for counterfeit brand-name goods and the world’s most aggressive sales people. The management of the complex has provided these helpful English Language guidelines for sales staff in the stores:

I really was not in the market for anything today but I have been coming here for years so I like to chat with the people in the shops where I have bought things before. Despite seeing tens of thousands of customers a week they always greet you like a long-lost friend. First I went to the fabric and tailor shop where I usually have my clothes made (it is impossible to buy my sizes off the shelf in China; difficult anywhere actually). It was nine o’clock on a Sunday morning and the boss of the place, a women in her fifties, was not there. When I asked one of the clerks about her she said, “She’s sleeping; when you are rich you get to sleep in.” I said I wasn’t buying anything, but had come to check out any new fabrics they had in stock. I spent an enjoyable hour lovingly caressing and fondling the heart-stoppingly elegant raw silks, luscious cashmeres, lovely satins, mind-bogglingly magnificent brocades, delectably soft cottons, and sumptuous linens, all the while chatting with the charming to say nothing of knowledgeable staff.
If this isn’t a sight to make your heart palpitate you better check to see if you have not already assumed room temperature.
From the fabric shop—actually one of probably a hundred fabric shops in the complex, a true fabric fondler’s Paradise—I mosied on over to one of the carpet shops I have frequented in the past. Here, as at the fabric shop, the boss—a Mr. Wen—was sleeping in but the eye-dazzling Ms. Chen was on the scene. I have bought carpets here before and Ms. Chen was of course thrilled to the core to see me again.
Here is a rug which I bought at this shop on an earlier visit to Beijing and which now adorns the pounded-earth floor of my hovel in Zaisan Tolgoi.
I told her I was just looking today, but she was more than happy to show me some of the new items they had in stock.
Labels: Beijiing, Carpets, China, Silk Street











6 Comments:
Given the notorious Chinese penchant for eating anything that moves (and much that doesn't), I'm surprised that "You have a good taste" among the recommended words didn't give you a bit more pause.
Yes, those pesky little articles can lead to misunderstandings.
Also, I want to know what the last three untranslated forbidden words are. Any idea?
No idea.
8. "If you can't afford it, don't bother asking or looking." (Untranslatable 瞎 'blind' means something like "ask without purpose, look without purpose".)
9. Are you a man? (Implying that economic ability to buy something for his woman is the mark of a real man).
10. The last one is hard to translate. It might be expected to "Look at your virtue!", but 德性 (literally "virtue") is now a term of abuse meaning "repulsive", "repugnant". So it perhaps might be translatable as "You arsehole".
Thank you Joseph K! And I am sure Konchog thanks you too! I wonder why they left out those translations. Maybe there was just not enough room on the wall.
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